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vagg
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Posted on: 15-01-15 16:00:48

Wife: Aaj mein towel mein thi aur room mein chachaji aa gaye...

Pati: Fir tumne kya kiya.

Wife: TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT bana liya.
Kuch SANSKAR mujhmein bhi hai...

tamilkuravan
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Posted on: 16-01-15 05:01:54

Good one, but you could have pasted it into a running thread to leave the space for more useful questins which will be seen in the home page.

Je Suis Canada.

Murali

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Gurram
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Posted on: 16-01-15 13:07:46

On jovial side.... TK how come you didn't ask to translate the joke ....... and seems you understood very well.

Gurram
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Posted on: 16-01-15 13:29:17

san-hugo
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Posted on: 17-01-15 11:37:52

Lol, Good bloody Jokes !!

TK Dear, In case you want to read all Vagg's jokes one after another , Please click on "Have fun!" forum and have fun. Some of them are in english also !

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Posted on: 22-01-15 17:33:34

Quote:
Originally posted by happywoman36

Bhartiya naari pati pr bhaari....

That's why I always gift my wife the cash. This cures all my chinta and confusion and lets me live in peace

Full House
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Posted on: 22-01-15 18:37:27

Quote:
Originally posted by happywoman36

The Story of EYES!

Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT

1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...

However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...

Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...😋

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Thanks for rubbing it in. Now I know how I got separated, that breaks my heart, relationship and the bond between me and my wallet. But I am a lot happier now. I still have to learn how to sleep with one eye open!!

FH

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