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vagg   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-06-16 15:14:03

Without breaks

A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck. He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What`s the matter with you two? Didn`t you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"
Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes........."



Full House   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 08-06-16 11:13:24



Funny Language... Brakes and Breaks You cannot substitute one for the other.

This is my own coinage.. The great and famous Lexicographer Samuel Johnson once said..."When we say that we drive piles for piers we do not mean the Hemorrhoids for the Nobility".


FH.



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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 08-06-16 13:59:57

Quote:
Originally posted by Full House

The great and famous Lexicographer Samuel Johnson once said..."When we say that we drive piles for piers we do not mean the Hemorrhoids for the Nobility".


FH.



Upar se nikal gaya, bhai sahab. Nevertheless, you always make sense :).



vagg   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 08-06-16 16:39:23

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Originally posted by febpreet

Quote:
Originally posted by Full House

The great and famous Lexicographer Samuel Johnson once said..."When we say that we drive piles for piers we do not mean the Hemorrhoids for the Nobility".


FH.



Upar se nikal gaya, bhai sahab. Nevertheless, you always make sense :).



Mere bhi bahut upar se nikal gaya :-)





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