A Tribute to the Professors of India, on their usage
of English


# Inside the Class:

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come
in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.


* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
in the corridor.

* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the
class ..)

* Both of u three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have
winter in my nose today.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the
school.


* (Facing the Board)

Dont talk in front of my back.


# About his family:

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)


# At the ground:

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the ball.


# To a boy, angrily:

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


# Giving a punishment:

* You, rotate the ground four times...

* You, go and under-stand the tree...

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance,
he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre,
though the boy did not see them. So the next day at
school (to that boy): \"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY
WIFE at the Cinema Theatre.\"



Ayaskant.

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Success

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley