VULNERABLE:

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male: Playing cricket without an abdomen guard.

COMMUNICATION:

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
Male: Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys

COMMITMENT:

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend

ENTERTAINMENT:

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking and ends with sex

FLATULENCE:

Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding

MAKING LOVE:

Female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male: Call it whatever u want just as long as we end up in bed

REMOTE CONTROL

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

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I have only 2 cents to contribute, not a cent more, not a cent less ;-)

Oh c'mon ...... you've got to find some good in there somewhere ....


You're really pissed off at the stronger gender ..... either that or ..... you've had a real bad experience .....

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When the Axe entered the forest ... the trees cried out ..... It is the Handle that is one of us.
Rumi

This was posted in the HAVE FUN section. You know the meaning of that?

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I have only 2 cents to contribute, not a cent more, not a cent less ;-)