Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!





1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..







2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..










3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..








4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..







5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..









6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..









7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!


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PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro.
Pagal- OK.




Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..


Aur dhyaan rahe..Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!



Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..
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Soch badalo desh badalega


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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

.

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or meri taraf se ?

Impossible... ........


$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $

2 babies blanket me lete hue the

1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.

2nd baby : mujhe ni pata

1st baby : acha ruko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata hu...

Thodi der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon

2nd baby : tumhe kaise pata chala

1st baby : kyuki, Tumhari socks"pink"hai or meri "blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain...

Har joke non veg nahi hota.

Kitni der se bol raha hu k gande joke or meri taraf se....

kabhi nahi ho sakta
.

Mazaa aa gaya .... Yeh to friday ko aana chaiye thaa ... Chalo Friday accha katega !!

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Fido.

hnaa... sabka katega !

friday ko

..achcha time ..

Quote:

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Eh Friday ka joke hai. Aur 'HATAM' (K silent in the west side if India) nahi hota hai.

Mouse se klick karo aur haske baito.

http://joyreactor.com/post/1951618

http://joyreactor.com/post/854606

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Another one of Friday's joke from Vagg ...

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Fido.