You migh be a desi if, after landing in Canada you change your name to a Canadian sounding one e.g if your real name is Gurvinder, you change it to Gary, from Ankur to Andy, from Nirbhay to Neil etc.

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wisernow

U R a desi, if you work at Walmart and duck down when you see another desi coming.

U R a desi, when you raise your voice on long distance calls.

U R a desi, if you still shout at your 24 year old son and tell him to behave himself and not let him make a decision

U R a desi, if you still have your parents living with you or vice versa.

U R a desi, if you check your grocery bill while standing beside the cashier.
( U think so what if she feels bad, I'm paying for it).

U R a desi, if you get upset because your daughter wants to stay on the campus.

U R a desi, if you want to let everyone at a party know your son/daughter's achievements.

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HB

You might be a desi, if you the visit temples in Canada far more often than you did back home.
You might be a desi, if your visit to temples is more for socializing.
You might be a desi, if you are seen buying gifts in dollar stores, before your next visit home.
You might be a desi, if you save frantically to make the minimum down payment that can let you buy a house.
You might be a desi if, after buying a house you try and get stitched-to-measure curtains from India because they are cheaper there.
You might be a desi, if your purpose of buying a house is actually to make a profit.

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wisernow

You are a desi if you buy a 4 bedroom house and let 5 families stay in there.

You are a desi if you buy the lowest price alcohol @ LCBO

You are a desi if you have parties and don't forget to mention the occasion ie. birthdays, anniversay (gifts man)

You might be a desi if you've been eyeing the sofa your neighbour discarded.........

You might be a desi if your family of 6 squeezes into your 2 bedroom apartment

You might be a desi if you yawn loudly in public.

You might be a desi if you make funny sounds while eating.

You might be a desi if scream into your handplone in public.

You might be a desi if you fart in the lift and look at everyone else accusingly.



Ayaskant.

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Orginally posted by crenshaw

You might be a desi if you've been eyeing the sofa your neighbour discarded.........

You might be a desi if your family of 6 squeezes into your 2 bedroom apartment

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Success

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley

You definitelyARE a desi if ur eyes get glued onto words like 'jacking off' from the whole post and the directio of the thread changes

Do I hear some Desis licking their thumbs and turning the pages of the dictionary ROLF!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing!!!

Worship

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It is so simple to be happy but so difficult to be simple