Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji, how did it happen?"
Sardar: "oh ji pucho mat... sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2
no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR
aa
rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye PATRI par kood gaye. Aur
tabhi
gaddi patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap PATRI par nahin
koode."
Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye PATRI par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya."

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