Government Ka Bridge Ka Tender Nikla.
.
Ek Madrasi Ne 3 Crore ,Ka Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha : "Kaise ?"
.
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"2 crore Ka Material
50 Lakh Ka Labour
50 Lakh Mera Munafa"
.
Punjabi Ne 9 Crore Ka Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?"
.
Punjabi Bola :
"3 Crore AapKe
Aur
3 Crore Mere"
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?"

Punjabi Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
.
Punjabi Got the Tender !������

Good one ...

Becomes better if you replace Punjabi with Indian Business Lobby and Authority with the Government .......... This is what is happening in India .. with a small twist .. the bridge is built so weak that it needs to be rebuilt every 2 years and a new tender comes out every 2 years ....

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