Black Money---Kala Dhan- ka funda


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peacock1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 05-08-11 16:11:13

Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibbal se poochha - Saab ye Swiss bank wala kya lafda hai ?
Kapil Sibbal shouted - Abey tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai ?
Nai ( Barber)- Sorry saab aise hi poochh liya.
Agle din Pranab Mukerji se bal Kaat-te waqt poocha - Saab ye kala dhan kya hota hai ?
Pranab shouted - Tum humse ye sawaal q poocha ?
Nai - Sorry saab bas aise hi poochh liya.
Next day CBI interrogated the Nai - Are u an agent of Baba Ramdev ?
Nai - Nahi saab ji.
CBI - Kya tum Anna k agent ho ?
Nai - Nahi saab ji.
CBI - To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu k sawaal q karte ho ?
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Naayi - Saab na jane q Swiss bank aur kale dhan k naam par in Congress wale ke baal khade ho jate hain aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai isliye poochhta rehta hoon !!!!!:clap: :clap:


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RBO   
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Location: Mississauaga

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 05-08-11 16:27:16

LOL.......You made my friday evening.............:clap: :clap: :clap:



jigz787   
Member since: Aug 04
Posts: 773
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 05-08-11 17:36:35

Nice one, hahah
Thanks for sharing



Suba   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 06-08-11 01:29:35

Can you put it in English so that all will enjoy the joke?



peacock1   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1040
Location: Woodbridge

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 06-08-11 09:06:42

(Not the exact translation, but the punch of the joke is tried to be reproduced)

A barber in a new delhi , political hotbed area whose client included the ministers , had a Leading congress leader Kapil sibal as his customer, while doing his job the barber asked the leader ....

Barber: what is all these talks going on about swiss bank related to , ?

Kapil Sibal: (looking visibly upset , over the \"Q\", asks him to concentrate over his job, rather than digging in to all this.

Next day , another leader \" Pranab Mukherjee, was his customer.

while doing his job the barber asked the leader ....

Barber: what is all these talks going on about \"Kala Dhan(Black Money) related to ?

Pranab Mukherjee: (looking visibly upset , over the \"Q\", asks him to concentrate over his job, rather than digging in to all this.

Followed by this events, he had visitors from CBI , inquiring with the barber whether he was the agent , follower of Baba Ramdev, or Anna Hazare, who have led the movement against the Government to fight corruption,

Barber negates them.

CBI: then why do you bother them asking this embarrassing questions?
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Upon which the barber , casually replies ,
Barber: Whenever I ask them such questions , I get their hair raised, in turm making it more comfortable to cut it, I have no other motive or connection with any body


(Hope I , delivered the punch, to make you laugh)


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jigz787   
Member since: Aug 04
Posts: 773
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 25-08-11 20:58:26

Recently Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there.

After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his

hand.



Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"

Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...



1.Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?

2.Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3.Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against

corruption?



Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."



Just then the recess bell rang.



Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".



After the recess...



Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?



RAM raises his hand.



Sonia: "What's your name"?

Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...



1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?

4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?

5. Where is Rahim?;)





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