Mikaal to Ajit: Boss Robert he ghar twins paida hue
hain, usne kaha hai ki boss se pucch kar inke naam
rakh do.
Ajit: Mikaal, Robert se kaho ek ka naam peter rakh de
or dusre ka repeater !
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This Sardarjee always used to climb on the branches of
the trees every day .......
Can you guess why?
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Because he was the Branch Manager!
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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next
year."
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Q Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own
marriage?
A To see his far relatavies
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them.
“You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"
complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped
their sandwiches.
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Raabert : Baas is aadmi ko kaise maaro ?
Ajit : Ise eraser se maaro, Yeh mar bhi jayega mit bhi
jayega
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Hunting confusion!
Ajit and Robert were out hunting.
Ajit shot at a Tiger,but the bullet missed the target.
The tiger started running towards them.
Robert:Boss,sher hamaare peeche aa raha hai.
Ajit:Gaadi tez chalaao.
Robert:Boss sirf dus feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit:Gaadi aur tez chalaao.
Robert:Boss,sher ab sirf ek feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit:Tum ek kaam karo,left ka signal do aur Gaadi
right mein le lo sher confuse ho jayega.
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Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir
extinct kar dena.
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Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur
doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice
yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.
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mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha
hoon, mujhe sikha do na...?
Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do
robert-per kyon boss?
ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho
jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga.
Joke Submited by Ashish
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Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the
library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
'Yes, sir?'
'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!'
'What was wrong with it?'
'It had way too many characters and there was no plot
whatsoever!'
The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahh. So you must be
the person who took our phone book.'
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Good ones, Amdavadi. I hope none of our Sardarji friends take offense, this is all in good humor that's all. While we're at it, here's one more.

Ek baar Sardarji ne apni girlfriend ko bola "Darling, shyam ko 8:00 baje ghar pe aajana. Sab bahar janevale hai, koi nahi hoga. Bahut maza aayega."

Jab girlfriend udhar 8:00 baje pahochti hai, to Sardar bhi ghar pe nahi hota.

Here's a good one on Gujjus

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There was a Gujarati living in USA called Navneet Bhai,
who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he
called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.

I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car
crash. "Car crash! My Corolla! Is my car all right?" he asked
hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries -you
lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said
apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!" "Sir, please
calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical
condition, but all your family are here to see you."

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around
the bed, he called for each of them by name.

"Alpa, are you here?"
"I am here husband, and I will never leave you."
"Diness, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpess, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamless, my child, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Paress, my child, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well," said Navneet Bhai thoughtfully,

"Alpa,Diness, Kalpess , Paress and Kamless are here.....if all
of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP ??????????
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