What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).

What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)


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A lady arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit. She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young kids. Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs area.

A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, "Ma'am," he said, "do all these children and this luggage belong to you?"

"Yes, sir," the lady said with a sigh. "They're all mine."

The customs agent began his interrogation "Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?"

"Sir," she calmly answered, "if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now."


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James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says "I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you".

For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.

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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership

Loser,
This is a Tamil networking area /thread. By posting your jokes here instead of " Have fun" area, shows your poor taste.
I hope you will edit your message in this area to something more contrsuctive.
TK

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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.

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Originally posted by tamilkuravan

Loser,
I hope you will edit your message in this area to something more contrsuctive.
TK

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Lali & Skeptical..

Are you folks in GTA?

Send me a PM...We will plan to meet sometime..

- JRF.

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM

Canadavil ulla Thamil community oru sangan ean start panna koodathu?

Yosinga. Yosinga.. yosichu solloungonnaa !!!

Varatha

Varathan anna,
Tamil makkal oru sangam start pannalam. Sila sangam already irukku anal kasu (membership fees) romba athigam.
Vendum endra, CD Tamil makkal oru Free sanagam arambikalam. Arambichi, ethavathu oruvar veetil allathu Buffet Restraurant'il varathukku oru murai meet pannalam.
Already niraya sangam (based on religion, caste or community) already ullathu.
TK

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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.

Hi,

There is a group called MACA(Madras Arts and Cultural Academy) in GTA. The membership fees is $25 per year for family. They conduct Tamil classes for kids which costs $20 per month which meets every Sunday for two hours. They do all the celebrations. Today, they have Chitrai Vizha.

Hope this helps.