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Originally posted by tamilkuravan

it is about the finer things in life like seeing white skinned people,

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I like that.

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Let us remove all pessimism from the post and make it humourous and hope you all enjoy this.

July 1 - Moved to Canada. I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The scenery is great, the trees are so tall. Can't hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov. 11 - Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here.

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shovelled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada.

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shovelling. That **** snow plow.

Dec. 22 - More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shovelling. I think the snow plow hides around the corner until I'm done shovelling the driveway. That freaking idiot!

Dec. 25 - Merry freaking Christmas! More freaking snow! If I ever get my hands on the freaking idiot who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll kill the idiot. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the freaking ice.

Dec. 27 - More freaking white **** last night. Been inside for three days now except for shovelling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white **** and it's so freaking cold. The weatherman says to expect another 25 centimeters of snow again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 25 centimeters is?

Dec. 28 - That freaking weatherman was wrong. We got 75 cms of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plow got stuck up in the road and that idiot came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shovelling out all the snow he had pushed into my driveway, I darn near broke my last one over his freaking head.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those freaking beasts should be killed. They are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that salt they put all over the roads?

May 10 - Moved back to Egypt. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!



http://baheyeldin.com/humor/moving-to-canada.html


Link is posted because I don't want some smart idiot putting effort and finding out where I got this from and waste his time trying to put me down.

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

Elevators

A boy and his father (new immigrants in Canada), were visiting a shopping centre. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father:
"What is this, Dad?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded: "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful and atractive 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father shouts to his son: "GO GET YOUR MOTHER!!!"


Sausages

There was a lady who immigrated in Canada and married an Canadian gentleman. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. So, she brought her husband to the store... because he spoke English.


The other side of the ocean

There's an immigrant in Canada was talking on phone with his relative in Europe. And he was asked "I’ve very poor life here. Maybe you can help me. How do I get to the other side of the ocean?"
The immigrant in Toronto thought for a moment and answered: "But you ARE on the other side of the ocean."
Conversetion in Canadian Embassy

Parts of the conversetion in Canadian Embassy between the Visa Oficer and an aplicant for a visa:
O: All your responses must be oral, OK?
A: OK
O: What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
After a short explaination, the conversation continued:
O: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
O: What year?
A: Every year.

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
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You are a trendsetter ..
http://www.canadiandesi.com/read.php?TID=27863&page=2
Pls see your reply to my post with the subject nice joke ..

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Originally posted by gopalpai

http://baheyeldin.com/humor/moving-to-canada.html


Link is posted because I don't want some smart idiot putting effort and finding out where I got this from and waste his time trying to put me down.

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Actually, I did not understand the joke of half empty and half full glass, so I went to link to understand the concept. sorry sir, don't worry I won't be wasting my time in understanding such high fi jokes in future.

I am sorry if I have hurt you by posting the link. I felt like an idiot for wasting my time searching for the link and trying to understand half empty and half full jokes. Next time I won't make such stupid mistake.

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
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Originally posted by gopalpai

Actually, I did not understand the joke of half empty and half full glass, so I went to link to understand the concept. sorry sir, don't worry I won't be wasting my time in understanding such high fi jokes in future.

I am sorry if I have hurt you by posting the link. I felt like an idiot for wasting my time searching for the link and trying to understand half empty and half full jokes. Next time I won't make such stupid mistake.

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the jokes are good, but after reading this post my dilemma seems to have further blown up !!

So what is it finally ? I have a job here giving me 23,000 INR , but my savings are 0. Maybe if switch company i mite get around 35,000 INR but to do that I need to move into Banglore or Chennai , which would offset most of the 12,000 Rs hike that i would have got .

My intention to move to Canada is obviously to get settled financially . I know it will take 3 years min but I am ready to go the hard way for that .

Come on guys, help me out !! Pleaseeee don't float around with your answers ,guys .....I am desperate here . Gimme a yes or a no ..... pleaseeeeee